High Maintenance Birthday Card. (B205)
“Some might say you’re high maintenance, but so is a BMW. Happy Birthday!”
My mom once told me this, and at first I was offended – but it’s so true!
- Blank Inside
- 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
- Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
- Envelope Included
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