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“There are only 2 reasons anyone should be dashing through the snow: A last minute vodka run, or getting from the hot tub to the house". (C408)
For anyone who knows what it's like to live in the frozen North, this best selling Christmas card will make them laugh.
Available as 1 Card, or a Set of 5 or 10.
Choose Any 5 Cards (Buy 4, Get 1 Free) here.
Each Smirkantile Greeting Card is made to order just for you.
Cards Ship 3-5 Business Days after order is placed.
Can you do Custom Orders?
Yes! I can work with you to create a custom piece. If you need a special color or font, let me know, I'm happy to help. I'll email a proof of your custom order before it goes into production.
Can I see a mock-up of my custom piece?
Yes! I send a proof of your custom artwork after your order is placed. I don't create mock-ups before receiving an order since my design time is part of the price.
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