Funny Xanax Card. (R105)
You won’t have to pop a pill to smile at this card. Send a note of solidarity and humor with this funny greeting – perfect for the overworked, underwhelmed, and exhausted friend in your life.
“I may be smiling on the outside, but inside I’m waiting for that Xanax to kick in."
- Blank Inside
- 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
- Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
- Envelope Included
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