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You won’t have to pop a pill to smile at this card. Send a note of solidarity and humor with this funny greeting – perfect for the overworked, underwhelmed, and exhausted friend in your life. (R105)
“I may be smiling on the outside, but inside I’m waiting for that Xanax to kick in."
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Each Smirkantile Greeting Card is made to order just for you.
Cards Ship 3-5 Business Days after order is placed.
Can you do Custom Orders?
Yes! I can work with you to create a custom piece. If you need a special color or font, let me know, I'm happy to help. I'll email a proof of your custom order before it goes into production.
Can I see a mock-up of my custom piece?
Yes! I send a proof of your custom artwork after your order is placed. I don't create mock-ups before receiving an order since my design time is part of the price.
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