Funny New Baby Card, Baby Shower Card by Smirkantile

Size Doesn't Matter New Baby Card. (C104)

Regular price $ 4.99

When I was a kid, my friend’s mother told me that having a baby was like pooping a watermelon. I’m sure every mom can relate.

“Whoever said ‘size doesn’t matter’ never pushed an 8-pound baby out their hoo-ha. Congrats on the new little one!”

  • Blank Inside
  • 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
  • Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
  • Envelope Included

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