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Size Doesn't Matter - Funny New Baby Card
$ 4.99
When I was a kid, my friend’s mother told me that having a baby was like pooping a watermelon. I’m sure every mom can relate. (C104)
“Whoever said ‘size doesn’t matter’ never pushed an 8-pound baby out their hoo-ha. Congrats on the new little one!”
- Blank Inside
- 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
- Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
- Envelope Included
Choose Any 5 Cards (Buy 4, Get 1 Free)
Each Smirkantile Greeting Card is made to order just for you.
Cards Ship 3-5 Business Days after order is placed.
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FAQs
Can you do Custom Orders?
Yes! I can work with you to create a custom piece. If you need a special color or font, let me know, I'm happy to help. I'll email a proof of your custom order before it goes into production.
Can I see a mock-up of my custom piece?
Yes! I send a proof of your custom artwork after your order is placed. I don't create mock-ups before receiving an order since my design time is part of the price.
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- Most items ship within 3-5 business days
- Wood Signs ship in 7-9 business days
- Custom items ship in 7-10 business days
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