Where are the Kids Anniversary Card. (R104)
Being a parent is exhausting, and finding time to celebrate your anniversary is tough. Why not laugh with an inappropriate comment about the kids, and spend some time alone together?
“Honey where are the kids?’ ‘Don’t worry, I gave them each an Ambien’. Happy Anniversary!"
- Blank Inside
- 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
- Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
- Envelope Included
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