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Honey Where are the Kids - Funny Anniversary Card
$ 4.99
Being a parent is exhausting, and finding time to celebrate your anniversary is tough. Why not laugh with an inappropriate comment about the kids, and spend some time alone together? (R104)
“Honey where are the kids?’ ‘Don’t worry, I gave them each an Ambien’. Happy Anniversary!"
- Blank Inside
- 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
- Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
- Envelope Included
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Cards Ship 3-5 Business Days after order is placed.
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Yes! I can work with you to create a custom piece. If you need a special color or font, let me know, I'm happy to help. I'll email a proof of your custom order before it goes into production.
Can I see a mock-up of my custom piece?
Yes! I send a proof of your custom artwork after your order is placed. I don't create mock-ups before receiving an order since my design time is part of the price.
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