Funny Retro Greeting Cards by Smirkantile. Friendship Cards.
Smirkantile

Funny Xanax Card. (R105)

Regular price $ 4.99

You won’t have to pop a pill to smile at this card. Send a note of solidarity and humor with this funny greeting – perfect for the overworked, underwhelmed, and exhausted friend in your life.  

“I may be smiling on the outside, but inside I’m waiting for that Xanax to kick in."

  • Blank Inside
  • 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
  • Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
  • Envelope Included

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